YES IM TIRED

For several years ive been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, obesity, dieting, underarm odor, yellow wax build-up, and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.

But I have found that these are not the reason.

I'm tired because im overworked!!!

The population of this country is 27 million people.

11 million people are retired,

that leaves 16 million people to do all the work.

6 million people are in school,

that leaves 10 million people to do all the work.

2 million people are unemployed,

4 million people are employed by the government,

that leaves 4 million people to do all the work.

1 million people are in the armed forces,

2 million people are employed by municipal and county councils,

that leaves 1 million people to do all the work.

There are 620,000 people in hospitals and 379,998 people in prison,

that leaves 2 people to do all the work.

YOU AND ME

And your sitting on your ass reading this???

No wonder im so tired!!!